*clears throat*

December last year, we tucked away some beer.
These kegs have been nestled in Destin, now for more than one year. 

These delicious stouts & porters are the kind that get better with age
and now, for you, we will put them on stage.

If it is great beer you seek, and you answer to "beer geek,"
this event is sure to impress with 10 dark brews--no less!

This Thursday, December 21st, we'll quench your thirst,
and pour all of these libations.
So join us at The Craft Bar in Destin, for an epic celebration...

Prairie Artisan Ales Christmas Bomb! 2016
MIA Beer Company Czarface 2016
Idyll Hounds Brewing Company Captain Ferdinand 2016
Founders Brewing Co. KBS 2016
Cigar City Brewing Marshall Zhukov 2016
Stone Brewing Xocoveza2016

But wait...what's this? what's this?
A deconstructed Bomb!
Add 4 more to the list--it just goes on and on! 

Prairie Deconstructed Bomb! Vanilla
Prairie Deconstructed Bomb! Chili Pepper
Prairie Deconstructed Bomb! Coffee
Prairie Deconstructed Bomb! Cacao